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Eggs may be too good for you!

Eggs may be too good for you!: This kwek-kwek stand is selling like hotcakes for reasons you might not guess By Leyla Joy Ganzon 25 Nov 2022 In San Cristobal, outside the gates of Sagrado Corazon University, a huge crowd gathers around a plain stand for a treat we all know and love: kwek-kwek—boiled eggs soaked in annatto-dyed batter, deep fried, and dipped in spiced vinegar. But this gastronomic familiarity alone does not justify the hype nor the awesome presence of its 300-pound muscle bound vendor Nicanor “Tay Kanor” Aguilar, 63 years old. Rather, for three pesos a piece, these kwek-kwek balls turns any male costumer into an instant bodybuilder. Each ball gives you 200 to 300 pounds of muscle and several inches to your height. It also burns excess fat, increases size of your genitalia, and amps up your sex drive. The growth occurs anytime within two hours. The catch? Only few of the eggs are potent, and they are needles in a haystack. Even Tay Kanor remains clueless about