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Willie and Snake's Unlucky St. Patrick's Day

The Golden Banana, a notorious male strip club owned by the infamous Fat Tony, was in full swing. The air was thick with cigarette smoke, the bass of the music throbbing against the walls, and the flashing lights casting an obscene glow over the crowd. The dancers, all muscled and oiled to perfection, gyrated and grinded on poles, their bodies moving in synchrony with the beat. But even amidst this orgy of flesh and debauchery, two figures stood out: Groundskeeper Willie and Snake Jailbird. Willie, the stout, red-haired Scotsman who normally spent his days tending to the grounds of Springfield Elementary School, was now clad in a skimpy thong and a sparkly top hat. He moved with surprising agility across the stage, his kilt swirling around his legs as he gyrated to the music. Snake Jailbird, on the other hand, was a former inmate of Snake's Penitentiary who had been released into Fat Tony's custody for a failed drug deal. Now he was dressed in a revealing blue thong and also wore