The Noid vs Wario by gamerliampro on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

(Story)

it Was Night Time in Town, There Was a Big Bulding, it Cut to The Hallway And Zooms To This Door and Cut to a Scene, Wario was sitting on his Bed watching TV. The Door Knocks 3 Times and Wario heard it.

Wario: What's That? Who is it?

Wario Walks To The Door and Opens it And What He Saw Was Peppino Spaghetti From Pizza Tower.

Peppino Spaghetti: Here's Your Pizza
Wario: Wow! Thanks For The Pizza!

As Wario Laughs And Grabs His Pizza From Peppino Spaghetti, He Slams The Door Too Hard and With Peppino Looking at The Screen, The Scene Cuts Back to Wario Sitting On His Bed With The Pizza While Watching Beavis and Butt-head.

Wario: Oh Boy, I Can't Wait to Eat My Pizza, it's Pizza Ti-

Just Them...
The Pizza Box is shaking and laughing Was heard inside The Box and Cuts Wario's sentence That Got Him Confused.

Wario: Wait a Minute, What's Going On To My Pizza?

As He Said That, He Opens The Box and What He Saw Next is...

it's The Noid! Wario Screamed in Fear and Yelled.

Wario: Oh My God!
The Noid Jumps Out of The Box and Looks at Him as He chuckled and says.
The Noid: Hello There Fat Man, it's Me The Noid!

Wario: Hey! don't Call Me Fat! i'm a Wario and Why Are You in My Pizza?!The Noid: Oh, I Just Went in This Pizza Box and I Was Just Eating it, and Plus, You Did Not Avoid Me!

As The Noid is Laughing Like Mad, Wario gritted his teeth and Making Him Angry

Wario: That it! your going down Loser!

Wario Runs at Him and Punch The Noid With His fist as He Falls To The Ground, and also The Noid Got Back Up With an Angry Look On His Face.

The Noid: Fine! you want to fight Me? Then We Will Fight to The Death!
FIGHT!

The Noid Kicks Wario in The Face And He Grabs The Pizza Box and Throws it at Him, but Wario Dodge The Pizza Box and Jumps at Him, The Noid and Wario Are Fighting Each Other in a Fight Cloud, The Fight Cloud Of Them inside Went Over to The Tv, The Table, The Bed and The Others as Well, after That, Wario Punched The Noid Out of The Fight Cloud and flying towards a Door, The Noid Went Out The Door and Onto a Wall.

The Noid: Ouch!!
Wario Came Out of The Room and Punch The Noid's Face multiple times, The Noid is Now Angry and Pulls Out a Big Hammer and slammed it Onto Wario's Face, Wario Screamed in Pain by The Noid's Hammer, Wario Grabs The Noid's Ears With His Hands and Slams Him On The Wall Like Adam West From Family Guy, He Stops doing That and Throws Him to The Floor, He Looks at Wario Coming For Him, but This Time, He Was Running and Ready to Punch Him With His fist, The Noid Had a idea, He Pulls Out The freeze ray To Shoot at Wario's Hands and He Was surprised.
Wario: What! Why is My Hands Turn to Ice?
The Noid: What's Your Gonna do Wario? it Seems Like Your Hands Are Turning to IceWario: How About This

Wario Smashed The Ice Off His Hands On The Wall and The Noid Was surprised.

The Noid: What?!Wario Was About to Punch Him, but The Noid Dodge Wario's Attack and He punched Wario's stomach alot With His fist, Wario Slaps Him in The Face and Slams Him Onto a Arcade Machine, The Noid Jumps On His Back, He wrapped his arms around Wario's neck and attempted to strangle Him to Death, Somehow They Crashed Through a Window as The glass Was Smashed Too, Wario and The Noid are Falling as Well.Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!The Noid: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

The Noid Was Enjoying The Fall and Wario Dose Not Like it at all,

The Scene Cuts to a Car Driving With a Man inside, His Name Was Trevor Philips From Grand Theft Auto V, Who Was Drinking Beer While Driving.

Until...

Wario and The Noid Lands On Trevor's Car and Smashed it, as He Saw That, He Was Very Angry and Got Out His Car And Saw Wario and The Noid Fighting Each OtherTrevor: You Two Will be in Big Trouble For This!
Wario and The Noid: Uh Oh!

The Two Run off to Somewhere as

Trevor Yells.
Trevor: Get Back Here!The Scene Cuts Back to Wario and The Noid Running and They Went Back to Fighting, Wario Grabs The The Noid's Legs and Slams Him On The Floor, He Slams Him On Left and Right Like a Cartoon, but The Noid Got lucky, He Has Got a Piece of glass With Him, He Throws it at Wario's Eye as He Screamed in Pain For The 2nd Time, He Drops Him as The Noid Makes a Run for it and Wario Pulls Out glass From His Eye and Chase Him, The Noid Got in a stolen car and Drives Away and it was Too Late For Him.

Wario: D'oh I Missed! I Can't Believe His Gone!

luckily For Him, He Saw His Car From Mario Kart Ds, it Was His Brute, Wario Runs to it and He Was So Happy.

Wario: lucky Day For Me, Wah Ha Ha!

The Scene Cuts to The Noid was driving in a stolen car as fast as he could, He sighing in relief that he escape, But when he felt something ram into the back of his Car. The Noid looks at his rear view mirror and His eyes are popping out Like a Cartoon, when he saw Wario driving in his Brute.
Wario: You won’t escape from me Noid!

As Wario shouted at Him and Ram his vehicle into The Noid's

stolen car. The Noid speeds his Car up some more, But Wario however was catching up to him. The Noid Panicked and Found a Gun inside a Car, he points it out the window and begins fired it towards Wario’s Brute. Wario manages to dodge the bullets being fired at him by sliding to right.

Wario: Oh yeah? I Would Still Take You Down!

He then finds a Ak-47 in His Brute.

Wario: I didn't know Why is This inside My Brute

Wario then points the Ak-47 out the window towards The Noid's stolen car, waiting for the right moment to fire, and at that moment The Noid sticks his head out the window and points his gun towards Wario.

The Noid and Wario: Ready....Aim...Fire!

They Both said in union as they fired both of their weapons at the same time, the Ak-47 from Wario's gun hit The Noid's stolen car's tire and bullet from The Noid's gun hit Wario's Brute.
The Noid: Oh No! I'm Going To Crash into This Lamp Post! Oh Dear!

He ended up crashing into Lamp Post While Screaming and

Crashed into it as He Was flying Out of The stolen car and flying towards Someone's House Window, The Scene Cuts To a Bed Room With a Character Named Cerise From a Video Game Called VIVIDLOPE, She Was Sleeping in Her Bed With Her Cute Snoring, but The Noid crashes through the Window, into Her bedroom. Cerise Woke Up and gasp.

Cerise: Why Are You in My House!

The Noid gets up and Looks at Her, and Wario Comes into The House Too, The Noid Was grabbed by Wario and Beats Him Up. The Noid reaches out, and then gets Out His Hammer For The 2nd Time and Smashed it Onto Wario's head. Wario Falls to The the floor and groans in pain. The Noid turns to look at Cerise, walking towards Her.

The Noid: Now don't be scared. Oh, wait, I Got The Pizza For You!

Cerise: Wow, Thanks!

As The Noid Was About to Give The Pizza to Her, a stab sound is heard. The Noid looks at The Knife Stabbing into His stomach and Looks behind himself, and sees Wario Stabbing His kitchen knife That He Got From The kitchen into The Noid's stomach. Wario Was About to Sliced Him in Half as The Noid Screamed Loud, as his Blood Was Coming Out of Him.

The Noid: i'm Dying!!!
The Noid's Dead Body Was Now Sliced in Half as He Falls to The Ground, Wario Jumps Out of The Window. Ecru opens the door to the bedroom.
Ecru: What is going on?

He Looks at The Noid's Dead Body.

Cerise: Can You Sleep With Me...

The Scene Fades back to Wario Walking Back Home and He Says.
Wario: Thank God That's Over, The Noid is Mad Like Crazy.

When He Was Walking and

What He Saw Next Was...

it's Trevor Philips! and Wario Was Shocked.Trevor: do You Think You Can Get away With This Wario!

Wario: Wait Trevor! I'm Sorry For What I Did To Your Car, I Was Just Fighting The Noid and I Killed Him With The Knife.
Trevor: I Don't Care What Your Saying Wario, it's Time to Beat You With My Baseball Bat!!!!!Wario: What?! Oh My God!

Wario Was Running for his life While

Trevor Philips Was Chasing Him as The circle Was closing in Like a Cartoon and The Word "The End" fades on screen.