Crapped Out by Gulliver63 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

The General Major looked up from the electronic paperwork floating in the air in front of him at the young green alien in his midst.

"Underlieutenant Tigdath, will you mind explaining to me how you managed to spend 250,000 zorlocks on that puny blue planet Earth? My paperwork also tells me that you also lost a communicator watch there as well..."

You can't blame Tigdath - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you then have to answer to the Grand High Council. I don't know how this idea came to me...but it made me laugh.

Tigdath slumped his head. "You see, they have this liquid called Jack Daniels..."

I'm listening to a great song as I post this - Peter Gabriel's "Secret World." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amoyq8FRurg