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The chubby gassy GF

Morning Scene: The sunlight gently filters through the curtains as you and your girlfriend, Emily, wake up in the morning. You stretch and turn to see her just waking up. You: "Good morning, Emily. How did you sleep?" Emily: (stretching) "Morning! I slept okay, I guess. Just a bit gassy again." (she lets out a PHHHRRRT) You: (chuckling) "Ooh, that was a wet one. What do you want for breakfast?" Emily: (sitting up, pouting) "Hey, don't make fun of me! It's not my fault." (she lets out a loud UUUHHHRRRP) "Anyway, maybe a sandwich with some French fries?" You: "Okay, sorry. Sandwich and fries it is. Do you want anything special in the sandwich?" Emily: "Maybe some turkey and cheese? And, oh, another one is coming." (another PHHHRRRT) You: "Jeez, that stinks." Emily: (crossing her arms, cutely angry) "Stop it! I can't help it!" (then she smiles) "But thanks for making breakfast." You: "Alright, I'll be nicer. I'll make it extra special for you." Emily: "Thanks, you're the best. PHHHRRRT.