Negative Nancy by Heliothine on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Yeah, I know, I know everything perfectly well, I'm just as afraid as you that AU will spoil the fandom, but I just...like to see characters from other sides that are not typical of them, you know? So I drew a more sassy, flighty Spamton
Translation: "Darling, you OR buy, OR go fuck yourself from here. And stop groping the goods, I'll fucking tear off your hands if I catch you again!"