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Socks, ties and shoes

Socks, ties and shoes Ianto was waiting for Jack in the men's department. Jack waved to him from a distance with a bag. "Hey, Ianto!" he called. Ianto nodded to him. When Jack got to his place Ianto asked: "What do you have in there?" Jack opened the bag and Ianto looked inside. Then he raised his head and looked at him questioningly. "How many more pairs of white socks do you need, Jack?" "Do you have only one pair of black socks?" Ianto sighed. Jack grinned and replied: "And you probably bought the 1000th tie, didn't you?" He pointed to the small bag that Ianto was holding in his hand. Ianto grumbled annoyed. "Even if I buy my millionth tie, that's none of your business." Jack laughed in amusement. "You only have one neck." "And you only have one pair of feet and you have a hundred pairs of shoes in your shoe cabinet." "That's not true at all!" replied Jack. "I only have 98 pairs!" Ianto sucked in an annoyed breath. Jack laughed again. "I can remedy that right now," he said