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Literature

A Weirdway Luncheon

(Rapid XWG, XSSBBW, extreme stuffing, force feeding) Sixteen thousand years of magefuckery adds up over time. So many spells, so many tangled leylines, so many portals to Otherwheres and Elsewhens and Neverbeens leaves a pulsating, slimy corpus of otherworldly offal just beneath the worryingly thin membrane of reality . Every mage manor in the Leaguelands has at least a spooky corner of the basement or a disjointed broom closet or two leading to unfathomable vistas of coagulated unreal space commonly known as the Weirdways. Most of the time it’s for the best to keep such nasty little corners locked up or at least hidden behind a couple of rolls of old carpet. There’s a lot that can go wrong when meddling with the equivalent of supernatural sewage. There was also a lot to be gained, Gratchet thought to herself as she peered around yet another corner with her hand mirror. The looking glass was sorceled with silvery lines to enhance her third eye and reveal falsehoods; it only worked