Batman: Arkham Knight - Harley Quinn by IvanCEs on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

I remember Penguin offered 10 million dollars to bang Harley. Ive always wondered what would’ve happened if she said yes.

Penguin: “10 million. You take the money and you’re mine.

Harley: Wow! You’d pay million for me. I’m flattered.

Penguin: “Is that a yes?”

Harley: “Actually, yea I guess so. I’ll accept yo offer.”

Penguin: “Wait, what in the!?”

Harley: “(Giggle) Whats the matter Ozzie, Bat got your beak.”

Penguin: “Is this some kinda bloody joke!!?”

Harley: “Actually, no it isn’t. I’ve always found you very cute and kind of handsome in a way.“

Penguin: ”Really?”

Harley: “Yea, I like a man who likes to take charge.”

Penguin: “Oh is that so? Well in that case, I think it’s about time someone finally… took charge of you.“

Harley: “Whatever you say, when I get back there with Ivy, Im all yours, Mr Cobblepot.”

Penguin: “Hahahahahaha!”

(Harley would then become the Penguins personal enforcer, bodyguard and plaything. A few hours after Scarecrow launched his demonstration at the dinner, Harley was sitting on Oswald’s lap and giving the gentleman of Crime tons a smooch’s on the face and leaving lipstick marks on him while she held him tightly. Penguin continued to squawk and cackle as he touched and fondled the body of his newest trophy. Harleys nice posterior packed in by her tight red and black spandex pants was especially appealing to him.)

Penguin: “Hahaha, I can definitely say that 10 million was definitely worth it.”

Harley: (Mwah) Gee, thanks Boss.“

Penguin: “Anyways, it’s almost time for us to make our move on Gotham.“

Harley: “Good idea, but first let me go change into something better for the occasion, while you wipe that pretty little face of yours.“

(Harley than got off of Penguins lap.)

Penguin: “Oh, And what would that be?“

Harley: “You’ll see my big and powerful Mista P.“

(As Harley walked past to get changed, Cobblepot leaned over and firmly groped her ass.)

Harley: “Oh!”

Penguin: “Hahaha.”

Harley: “Naughty birdy.”

(As Penguin wiped the lipstick marks from his face Harley began to change in the other room near by. Penguin didn’t bother watching, as he wanted to see the whole thing after they killed Batman. Harley took off all her clothes and first changed into a new pair of undergarments, specifically a new thong which pronounced her butt cheeks even more. She wanted to look extra good for her new puddin. She then put on her old classic jester outfit. Despite her having gained a bit of weight since last time she wore it, it still fitted nicely and only seemed to bring out her curvaceous figure more. Next she applied her makeup, including her face paint and a thick layer of red lipstick. Finally came her gloves, boots and her famous jester hat. As Penguin finished a call with the Arkham Knight, Harley came in and revealed her new attire. Oswald’s smile grew wide as Harley walked towards him with a mischievous grin on her face. Her tight spandex outfit swished and creaked as her outfit stretched as she catwalked with her baseball bat.

Penguin: “So Quinn.”

(He then pulled out two cigars and gave one to her. She stuck it between her teeth and deep into her mouth as he pulled out a lighter. She then leaned forward as he lit both of theirs. He than said with the cigar in his mouth and in a muffled tone.)

Penguin: “You ready to kill Batman?”

(She in the same muffled tone but also in a slight mock English accent as she puffed smoke her lips.)

Harley: “Bloody hell yeah mate.”

(Similar to what he did with candy in origins, as they walked away, Penguin landed on last spank on Harleys booty, causing her to let out a final flirtatious giggle. For the price of 10 million, Harley was now the personal property of Oswald Cobblepot. With a cigar in one hand and his prize in the other, Penguin was ready to take on Batman. If the vigilante wanted to get to him, he would have to go through his brand new hench woman first.