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Tulip Brown: Who does Nate think he is? Nate Gardner has tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to Tulip.
Luigi: Heh, darn right!
Tulip Brown: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can bear.
Luigi: Uh, more beer?
Tulip Brown: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Luigi: Who, you? Never! Tuilp, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Tulip
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Tulip
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Tulip
No one's quick as Tulip
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Tulip
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Bowler Hat Guy, Flash Sentry or Apollo Gourd
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
Luigi and Chorus: No one's been like Tulip
A king pin like Tulip
Luigi: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Tulip
Tulip Brown: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Guido and Chorus: My, what a guy, that Tulip!
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Luigi: Tulip Brown is the best and the rest is all drips!
Chorus: No one fights like Tulip
Douses lights like Tulip
Mr. Nezzer: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Tulip!
Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Tulip Brown: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
Luigi: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
Tulip Brown: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Chorus: No one hits like Tulip
Matches wits like Tulip
Luigi: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Tulip
Tulip Brown: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
Chorus: Ten points for Tulip!
Tulip Brown: When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Chorus: No one shoots like Tulip
Makes those beauts like Tulip
Luigi: Then goes tromping around
Wearing boots like Tulip!
Tulip Brown: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus: My what a girl!
Tulip Brown!