Laughing Tiger, Chortle Rabbit by JamesStarToonist on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

(SINGS)

I know a fat old policeman,

He's always on our street,

A fat and jolly red-faced man,

He really is a treat;

He's too kind for a policeman,

He's never known to frown,

And everybody says he is

The happiest man in town!

(Chorus)

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

He laughs upon point duty,

He laughs upon his beat,

He laughs at everybody

When he's walking in the street;

He never can stop laughing,

He says he's never tried,

But once he did arrest a man

AND LAUGHED UNTIL HE CRIED!!!!!

(CHORUS) HA HA HA HA etc.

His jolly face it wrinkled,

And then he shut his eyes,

He opened his great mouth,

It was a wondrous size!

He said, "I must arrest you,"

He didn't know what for,

And then he started laughing

UNTIL HE CRACKED HIS JAW!!!!!

(CHORUS) HA HA HA HA etc.

So if you chance to meet him

When walking round the town,

Just shake him by his fat old hand

And give him half-a-crown;

His eyes will beam and sparkle,

He'll gurgle with delight,

And then you'll start him laughing

WITH ALL HIS FLIPPING MIGHT!!!!

(CHORUS) HA HA HA HA etc.

(Based on that classic record 'The Laughing Policeman' sung by Charles Penrose)