JustForTFs User Profile | DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Literature

Konosuba: The Cursed Quest (Patreon Preview)

Konosuba: The Cursed Quest (Inanimate TF, Konosuba) The Adventurers’ Guild thronged with people: crusaders and wizards and priests and thieves and knights, all searching the job board for new quests or recovering from their last one. Tankards clacked, spilling beer all over the tables, while the waitresses flitted about with rags and mops, working tirelessly to clean up the spills. “Kaaaaaaaaaazumaaaaa, waaaait! Stoooop!” Eyes full of tears, Aqua blubbered as Kazuma dragged her towards the quest board. “Whyyyyyyy?” “Because it’s your fault we’re in this mess!” cried Kazuma, jerking her cheek a little harder. “If it weren’t for you flooding the Baron’s mansion, we would have made enough from that quest to spend the next year in luxury. Now we’re 10 billion Eris in debt instead! So you’re going to make up for it!” “It wasn’t on purpoooose!” Aqua wailed. “You said we had to clean it faaaast!” Gritting his teeth, Kazuma planted her in front of the board and held here there to keep