Nell's by knockabiller on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Nell: Now, missy, what this I hear about you still stealing jewels? I thought you had good job working as an agent for G.U.N.

Rouge: It's complicated, Mom! And I told you before, I don't "work for G.U.N.", I'm a freelance espionage operative...

Nell: Oh, is that what all the "cool kids" are calling a jewel thief these days? Honestly I blame your father, he was such a bad influence on when you were growing up.

Rouge: But I hardly ever saw dad, he was a deadbeat...

Nell: And that what he was such a bad influence on ya, honey! And don't get me stated on those skimpy outits you wear all the time...

Rouge: Look, If I wanted to have an old bat berate me for my life decisions, I get myself arrested! Would certainly save me the bother of visiting you!

Nell: (Sigh) I'm sorry, Netty, but...I just worry about ya. Now don't get me wrong, I glad you happy with with you "job" and your boyfriend...

Rouge: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

Nell: Oh don't play coy with me😏. I've seen you together with that fine stallion of an Echidna...

Rouge: Oh for the love of...Knuckles is just a friend!

Nell: ...and when you finally get married...

Rouge: I am NOT getting married just so YOU can have grandkids, mother!

Nell: 😏 I said exactly the same thing to my mother when I was your age, sweetie.

Rouge: 😱 MOM!!!