Morticia and Gomez Addams by Kobayashi22 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"The children?"

"Sedated and bound in their bedrooms."

"Grand Mama?"

"She and Sam Dracula are on a date in Las Vegas."

"Fester?"

"Buried alive. It will take him a while to dig his way out. Especially since I put the coffin in upside down."

"So clever of you. Lurch?"

"On a date with Sam's niece."

"Ah Marilyn. Such a sweet girl. It's good that she can get Lurch out of his shell. He's so painfully shy."

"Speaking of 'painfully' the restraints are laid out and ready."

"Then let us play, Mon Ami."

"'Tish! You spoke French!"

"Ah ah ahhh. You must earn the smoochies."