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Literature

A Poem on Garfield the Cat

Garfield is a big orange tabby cat Lazy, slothful, gluttonous and very fat If Garfield can have his way He would sleep in bed all night and day Garfield doesn't talk, but his thoughts are heard He doesn't eat mice, but he'll accept a fish or a bird His owner Jon Arbuckle is a cartoonist To get food, Garfield is an eager opportunist The family dog is Odie who likes to play and run The two pets have very different ideas of what is fun Jon and Odie aren't often shown to be smart For Garfield, eating and sleeping are both an art Jon is considered a dork and a geek Women tell Jon he is a loser or a nerd His efforts at romance have proven weak He doesn't seem to realize his ways of manhood are absurd To the women, he would seek to impress More often, they are repulsed by the way he would usually dress Garfield has been known to terrorize the neighbors He stands for laziness and won't do physical labors Not a vegetarian, he prefers human food, especially meat A cat with a big appetite, he