What's the Password, Miguel O'Hara? by leahk90 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)
(Miles is getting dragged off to be imprisoned with all the other anomalies, restrained by Jessica Drew and Ben Reilly, with Miguel leading the way when Miles spots a tiny ceramic unicorn sitting on a ledge. Miles is confused for a moment, until the door closes in front of Miguel, making all four stop in their tracks and watch as all the doors in the hall slam down)
Miguel: What is this? (knocks on the door) Lyla, open the door!
(A slot opens, revealing Shorty)
Shorty: What's the password? (closes the slot)
Miguel: (confused as heck) What?
Shorty: (opens the slot) Nope. (closes the slot again)
Miguel: Open this door!
Shorty: (opens the slot again) Not even close. (closes the slot again)
Miguel: You have three seconds! (Unnoticed by Miguel, Hookhand reaches down from the ceiling) One! (Hookhand grabs Ben and drags him up into the ceiling, catching Jess and Miles' attention. Miles then turns and looks at the door nearest Jess, who is pointing up, about to warn Miguel) Two! (Vladimir grabs Jess and pulls her through the door) Three! (Miguel turns around, only to see Ben and Jess nowhere in sight and Miles still handcuffed, smiling at Miguel and waving with one of his handcuffed hands, as if to say, "Hey, how ya doin'?" Miguel fails to notice Attila walk up behind him until he whacks him over the head with a frying pan, knocking him out cold)
Miles: Frying pans! Who knew, right?
(The Spider Society breaks the door down and begins running toward them. Hookhand goes back up into the ceiling, Vladimir runs down the hallway, and Attila grabs Miles' hand and pulls him down another hallway. Three Spiders chase Miles and Attila down the hallway, until they're stopped by Ulf. They watch with confused and creeped out looks as Ulf mimes making a wall, before he turns and looks down the hall and the Spiders turn and see Vladimir charging toward them with a scream. The Spiders scream before Vladimir body checks them, knocking their masks off)
Tangled (c) Disney
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (c) Sony Pictures Animation
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