Bad? by LeleYume on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

LiteratureGo For Broke- A CMYK Gang AU StoryGo For Broke- A CMYK Gang AU Story The salesman shuffled in front of his full-body mirror, sucked in a breath, plastered a wide grin on his face and inspected his form. He deflated, combing through his mousy, gelled hair with his fingers, hunting for knots. But the knots were in his gut and his head. Slouching, he shrunk away from himself. No, no no. This wouldn’t do at all. His chunky teeth and pale complexion mixed for a grim scene, especially paired with his black hair and suit. Spamton quickly applied a fresh caking of blush on his woefully aggressive cheekbones and threw on his round-rimmed glasses atop his pointy, pronounced nose. He strode back over to the mirror. The bright colors popped against his skin and attire. He pulled the same wide grin as before. Under his two-toned lenses, his intimidating grin appeared more zany and welcoming- exactly what he’d hoped. “Now that strapping Addis- er, fellow is ready to close a sale.” He frowned, but followed