DUHHH by MaruLovesStamps on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

You have a slice of pizza.

Your friend has a slice of pizza.

You like your pizza untainted by ranch dressing-- your friend happily slathers his slice in the vile substance. You find it revolting, disgusting, just plain wrong. Pizza doesn't work that way. Pizza isn't like veggies, it has a flavor. It doesn't need ranch.

Does it change your slice of the pizza? Do you have the right to bitch at your friend? Should you take the pizza away from him?

No, that'd be dumb right?

Simple concept, right? You'd be surprised at how many people can't understand it.

Attention people who like ranch on their pizza: Please envision yourself as the friend with the ranch-covered pizza and make mental changes as necessary.