Family War chapter 4 by Miiv12 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"So L,remember everything?"Luigi asked his twin quietly so the oldest who was still sleeping upstairs wouldn't wake up.
"Yeah yeah,Weegie i've lived by myself for quite a long time,don't you think i know how to take care of a house?"
L replied,not caring about keeping his volume low.

Luigi blushed slightly.
"Sorry,it's just that i always take care of everything around here.
You sure you two can handle it?"

L groaned.
"Of course,besides,you've been a housewife for wayyy to long,about time you get
some time for yourself."
L said as he gently pushed Luigi towards the door.

"Well,allright,i trust you but please call me if you need anything."

L nodded
"See ya later bro."
Luigi smiled.
"See ya."

L closed the door and ran to the window,when Luigi was far enough he ran upstairs and kicked the oldest brothers door hard.

"WAKE UP!"
L heard a satisfying "thumb" and a "groan" noice from the other side and smirked.
"What is it?"
Mario asked as he opened the door and glared at L.

"Weegie is taking a day off,so we will be the ones taking care of the chores."
Mario cursed L in his head,he had no idea on what to do,Luigi had always done everything.
But he knew exactly where L was going with this.

"Sure,what do i have to do?"
L took a list out of nowhere and opened it,the list fell to the floor and continued down the stairs,
and it somehow climed over the furniture,when it finally stopped it had made it through the window and into Marios room.

Marios chin hit the floor,while L was smiling at the reaction.
"So,half for me and half for you?"
Mario quickly collected himself and nodded,he was sooo going to show L.

Mario had fought against mutant turtles,he had saved princesse's,defeated enemies who threatened the whole universe.
But this,this was way worse than anything he had ever seen.

Mario tried his best not to vomit when he lifted a plate of old pasta from the fridge,it had been a month since they had pasta,which for Mario was a nightmare on itself,but he had forgotten his leftovers in the fridge and now he was paying the prize.

"Well,at least i don't have to do everything...but why did L agree to do half of the job when he could have just left me do it by myself..."
Mario quickly threw the pasta in the trash can and walked towards the living room.
Before he could react,Mario realized that he was on the floor,he had tripped on something.

"Watch where your going."
Mario sat up and saw L laying on the sofa eating some salted peanuts.

"Weren't you supposed to be cleaning?"

"Oh,i am."
Mario raised and eyebrow.

He then felt something tuck on his shirt,Mario looked behind to see a pair of big yellow eyes staring at him.
He yelped and jumped to the air,once there he got a grip on the lamb and hang on it trying to stay away from
the creature.

"Mario,Brobot,Brobot,Mario."
L introduced the two.

"What is that?"
Mario asked as he tried to think of a safe way to come down.

"One of my many inventions,he usually works as an assistant,but he knows how to clean and make food."

Mario fell to the floor and rubbed his ass which was in great pain but that didn't stop him from glaring at L.
"That isin't fair!You have a robot and i have to do everything myself!"
L didn't say anything,he just continued eating his peanuts.

He listened to Mario insulting him for quite some time,he had heard the same things so many times that they
didn't bother him anymore,well except for one.

"Maybe i should just tell your little secret to Luigi,see how long he still adores you."
And that is when hell broke lose.

By the time they were done with their little fight,the door opened and Luigi stepped in.
He saw his brothers on the floor,panting and all red.
He then took a look around the house and froze.

The two looked at the youngest,waiting for him to exploud,
screaming at them for ruining his house.

"Oh my..the..the house.."
L gulped and Mario was praying that he made it to the Overthere.

"It hasn's been this clean in forever!"Luigi screamed as his eyes seemed to sparkle with joy.

The two brothers looked at each other and then around them,the house sparkled,literally.
"But i think that the glitter was a pit too much."
Luigi said as he hugged the two.

"Thank you,i had so much fun today,i can't remember when i last felt that relaxed."
Mario and L laughed nervously,just then Brobot stepped into the room and caugh Luigi's intrest.

"Oohh who is this?"
He asked as he kneeled in front of the small robot.
"He's Brobot,my assistant,he helped with the cleaning."

Luigi smiled at the robot and hugged him as well.
"Thank you Brobot,it was very nice of you to help."
L and Mario could have sworn that they saw the robot blush at Luigi's words,but they were most likely tired.