Youtube Poop.. by NateFox on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"Where there's smoke, they pinch back."
"You know what they say, all toasters toast your face!"
"If you need help on getting through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
"It is written; Only Link can eat, Dinner."
"Did you perhaps drink my Volvic Revive!?"
"Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs! You want it? Its yours my friend. As long as you have boobies."
"I wonder whats for dinner. Oh boy! I'm so hungry I could eat my stuff."
"The chains! NOO! You haven't seen the last of me!!"
"Kids theres nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like! But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, thats no F****n good!"
"Its a stone, Luigi, you didn't make it."
"Fireballs!? YUUUMM!"
"It has everything! Even trains and bridges! Bridges? Bridges! Bridges? Trains and Bridges! Segdirb? Trains and Trains, Everything!"
"Gee, it sure is boring in SPARTA!"
"Wake up Impa! We're going to hell! Wake up Impa! We're going to die! Wake up Impa! We're going to dinner!"
"I'm Static Shock! I put a S*** to your system!"
"This time I'm really going to nuke, Dr. Robotnik! Observe! *Robotnik presses button and eyes go wide in fear*"
"YOU DID WHAT WITH MY *****!?!"
"Watch where you're going, Eggface!"
"My Foot!!!"
"Where's the F***ing Princess!? Over there!"
"We gotta find the Princess! And you've gotta die! Maybe. Remind me to check!"
"It sure is hard to see through those clouds, I hope we can get rid of them. Get the hint?"
"Hey you! F*** off my cloud!"
"Something has to be done gentlemen!"
"Mr. Eggman, I want to stop this president as much as you do. But its simple. Something has to be done! That may be so, Sonic is an unusual enemy and that calls for an unusual ally!"
"I'll invent my Pingas!"
"A nice haircut."
"Purple Nurples!"
"Draaagghhhh... F***! What you say!?"
"It's right to ya Dickie!"
"Pingas!"
"PRRRROOMobius!"
"The Spider-Man justice system!"
"Behold! Optic Blast!"
"ARE YOU CRAZY!"
"ARTHUR! HONK IF YOU LIKE THE MAP LIGHT!"
"Mobius will be forced to F*** with me!"
"Don't call it a what. Call it a WHY!"
"Eat some side walk! Needs salt."
"I didn't program you to eat me!"
"Know You? Action N*****!"
"LOCK UP THE THROTTLE!"
"I HEDGE that HATEHOG!"
"Why is my beautiful ASS drifting off into deep SPAGHETTI!?"
"A BOGGLE coach? What am I supposed to do?"
"Heheh. Check out these handsome fellas. Poor little guy didn't know what gonna hit em."
"I need you to fix her now Peggy. Without my sleep I'm not an effective Cocaine salesman!"
"Making chocolate pudding is my F***ing life."
"LOSER! You're a LOSER! Are you feeling sorry for yourself!? Well you should be. Baby want a bottle? A big DIRT bottle!?"
"Peggy has no more PENCIL's in reserve. PENCIL." - various Youtube Poops