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Cartoon Network: Crossover Chaos! #5
Dexter

From: "Dexter's Laboratory"
First Appearance: "Changes", February 26th, 1995

Bio: A gifted genius from birth, Dexter spearheads many crucial experiments and creates his inventions in the seclusion of his secret laboratory (well, it was a secret until that stew-pid sister of mine happened to find it, and now I can't go a single day without that bonehead blowing up something in my lab!).

One day on a routine run on his experimental dimensional scanner, his alarms blared. Several rips in time and space were forming not just in his dimension, but others as well! Dexter went pale, knowing fully well the consequences if this went unchecked! Consulting with various scientific minds from across the multiverse, Dexter realised that the source of these anomalies would eventually unravel reality itself, ending all of existence! With no time to lose, Dexter got his best gear out for the job (at least those that that IDIOT sister of mine did not blow up today, anyway) but soon realised that this was not a battle that he alone should fight.

"According to the findings performed by my pink colleague, several of my allies have already been torn from their homeworlds. Because of the anomalies, some have been transported to alternate realities, merging with their counterparts to prevent an inadvertent time paradox! Others have been given strange new abilities summoned by the twists caused by the reality rifts! And others....I don't know what became of them. What I do know, is that I must find them. If my calculations are correct, the source of these happenings could be the biggest threat the universe has ever known! And now it is up to me, Dexter, boy genius, to find these lost heroes and put an end...to the crossover chaos!"

Special Powers/Abilities:

- Advanced Intellect
- Gifted Inventor, has a armory of inventions and battle-ready gear capable of handling most hazardous situations
- Uses the Dexo-Transformer, an advanced battlesuit capable of granting advanced strength, durability and firing dodgeballs and explosives as projectiles

Quotes:

INTRO:

"According to my calculations, you have already lost!"
"Against my intellect, you don't have a chance, fewl!"
"Mwahahaha! Behold the scientific might of Dexter, boy genius!"
"I have a hair tonic that'll help with your little bald spot, there." (Against Nigel Uno)
"This isn't my first encounter with a blond dimwit, nor it'll be my last!" (Against Johnny Bravo)
"En guarde, mi petit fleur!" (Against Blossom)
"Magic? Pah! Put up your dukes, yew silly fool!" (Against Juniper Lee)
"Dee Dee? Did you get smaller?" (Against Bubbles)
"I've given you the upgrades. Now put them to the test!" (Against Robotboy)

WIN POSES:

"Success! My victory has been completed!"
"My test data shows that excessive force in any capacity...was not required."
"I have a hypothesis. Maybe if I tied my hands down, you'd stand a slightly better chance of winning?"
"Omelette du...fromage?" *hits head* "Ow. Still stuck in my head after all this time."
"Whoa, sorry about the bald crack from before, friend! Sheesh!" (Against Nigel Uno)
"Your summoning of otherworldly creatures has me intrigued! I must investigate this watch...for science!" (Against Ben Tennyson)
"Sorry I had to do that. You were a very worthwhile adversary!" (Against Blossom)
"No magic to be found here, toots! Now...beat it!" (Against Juniper Lee)
"Sorry, but I've built toaster ovens with more processing power than you." (Against Robotboy)

VICTORY SCREEN:

"Well, time for maintenance. I think you scuffed my boots a little!"
"At least Dee Dee isn't here to blow my inventions to kingdom come....this time!"
"Do NOT test me and the power of science again, fool! I'm too much of a genius for you to handle!"
"Hey, better you than me. Usually when something blows up that badly, I wind up naked with my hair on fire!"
"Don't take it personally. I'm on a mission to save this universe, and you were just in the way of progress."
"As you can see, my glorious invention here can do a lot more than fire dodgeballs at bullies."
"Your rudimentary grasp of technology using blocks of wood intrigues me. Please tell me more about it." (Against Nigel Uno)
"According to my calculations, you'd be better off adopting a toaster than finding a girlfriend who'd tolerate your ego." (Against Johnny Bravo)
"Magic is merely unexplained science. I will dedicate my life to proving the unprovable!" (Against Juniper Lee)
"My mistake. Though you and my sister share the same intellectual capacity and inane fascination with crayons and rabbits, you and her are not the same. Well, go on now. Shoo!" (Against Bubbles)
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FOOTNOTES:

- The colour scheme and a bit of the pose was inspired by this: images.wikia.com/dexterslab/im…