Kyle Simpson (Earth-27) commission by phil-cho on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Chucky: Well well well... if it isn't Kyle. What brings you back into-

(Kyle proceeds to kick Chucky in the crotch, sending him flying into a wall)

Chucky: AHHHH! (Slams into wall and falls) Oh... oh god... (slowly stands up) You bitch! Look I know I tried to kill you and all but that was a low-

(Kyle runs at full speed and proceeds to kick Chucky in the crotch AGAIN, sending him flying into the ceiling)

Chucky: (Girlish Scream)

(Chucky becomes lodged in the ceiling, writhing in pain. After a few seconds he manages to dislodge himself and fall to the floor in front of Kyle)

Chucky: Look... can we... at least... talk this-

(Kyle proceeds to stomp on Chucky's Crotch)

Chucky: (High Pitched Girlish Scream)

(Kyle continues to stomp on Chucky, producing even more high pitched yelps with each 'stomp')

Andy: You okay there sis?

Kyle: Oh perfectly fine. (stomps, Chucky yelp) How are you?

Andy: Ah you know. Serial Killers running about. Chucky loose. The usual.

Chucky: (Softly) P-pl-please... no more... I can't take any more-

Kyle: (stomps)

Chucky: (High Pitched) PANCAKES!