1-3.2.B_MILF Wars by PoodleJockey on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

First up: Konan vs Tsume! It wasn’t even a contest; it was a slaughter.

Konan seemed to have taken up the pole as a second home, and she spun and posed on it so easily it seemed as natural as breathing to her. Her expert pole dancing and her natural good looks made it, so Team Uzumaki’s side of the stage was showered with tokens.

Despite her reservations, and despite the fact that she was still cursing and muttering, she was a natural. Using a combination of her lithe frame and a healthy application of genjutsu on the civilian masses, she looked radiant.

Her counterpart, Mikoto, bless her heart, looked about as skillful on a pole as an academy student with a kunai on their first day. She tried her best, but for the most part she merely just went around and around, humming to herself a gardening tune to the crowd.

Tokens were dumped by the bucketful onto Tsunade’s side, with only a few thrown onto Kushina’s side from the section where Sasuke was, under threat of arrest if they were caught voting otherwise.

The next round featured Kurenai versus Konan. Both had amazing bodies, a sort of ‘emo’ beauty if you will.

Yet, Kurenai had something up her sleeve that put Konan to shame; with her genjutsu skills, she could manipulate the crowd, making it seem as if she were in the masses, as if she could be touched, felt.

The crowd oohed at her coming nude out of a tree to motorboat them between her pale breasts. After the round was over and the immense amount of tokens had been collected from Tsunade’s side, Konan trudged back to Kushina, a defeated look on her face.

Part of the final two rounds before the main show, Tsume cracked her knuckles, ready to rock and roll. The new crowd was ready, umbrellas passed out at the front. Mikoto chose not to adapt however, doing the same dull moves as she had in her first appearance.

Sasuke, in the crowd, grit his teeth. Not wanting the Uchiha to appear weak, he made eye contact with his mother, and with the Sharingan, placed her under genjutsu.

For ‘research’ reasons of course he had had his Sharingan activated during the Konan vs Kurenai round and had copied all of their expert moves. Using the genjutsu he placed on Mikoto, he made her adapt and begin doing all their sexiest moves!

Mikoto shook slightly, but then a lustful look overtook her face, and she sprang into action, gyrating and slipping around the pole like a pro. Tsume was shocked—so taken aback in-fact that she missed most of the song.

Kurenai yelled at her, shouting: “Take it off, you she-bitch!”

Gai interjected. “Hey! The clothing stays on… until round eight, that is!” He pointed to the scoreboard that was lit up behind them as he slapped Tsunade’s right boob. “Ten points from team Senju.”

Tsunade threw up her hands, glowering at anyone who dared look in her direction. Why was she being punished?

Honestly, she was angrier that she had brought Tsume—then again, the only other option was Chouji’s mother, and she might have squashed a dozen or more people underneath her had she slipped off of the poll.

Kurenai turned her attention to Mikoto, shouting obscenities and accusing her of stealing her patented dance moves! However, the fog dropped, and the music began to ramp in sound and intensity.

Kushina darted out onto the stage, a blur of red hair and lush curves, her body so fluid and her movements so crisp around the pole as to outstand everyone in the crowd; it was clear she was a pro, through and through.

Tsunade rushed out opposite her and began to gyrate. To no avail however, as even with her amazing body, it was with a total absence of skill. She glared at Kushina, whose perfection with the pole stole her thunder in every way imaginable, tokens already piling up on her side.

With one last move in her arsenal, Tsunade turned around and clapped her amazing ass. The crowd did a sudden one eighty—surprised, Tsunade did it again, more and more, perfecting the move in a few tries.

“Do you filthy animals want more?” she bellowed, slapping her ass cheeks together harder and harder.

The crowd jumped up and down, wind-surfing the waves as the claps of her cheeks were physically reverberating through the masses of people.

They were in a frenzy, only jumping faster and faster as Tsunade amped up her simple, yet deathly effective move.

Tokens poured onto the Senju side, many more times than even Kushina’s routine had garnered. The crowd surged forward, and those in the front row had to buckle down and brace themselves, lest they be pushed to the back.

“This is great!” Sakon said as he gripped the front-railings. “I’m glad we came out, but I think I’m going deaf over here!”

“What?!” Despite literally being attached to the same body, Ukon had clearly lost his sense of hearing already.

To up the ante, Tsunade grinned fiendishly, and plucked off her top, freeing her breasts in all their glory. Grabbing bottles of beer from some people in the front row, she poured them over her tits, lathering the foaming liquid into her tits, making them shine.

Kushina grit her teeth, shaking slightly, watching the mountain of tokens pile up on her rival’s side. To think that all it took was an ass to threaten her legendary position.

She put her fingers on her bra clasp, ready to rip it off… but the song ended then and there, preventing her from doing her grand finale.

The sweaty women came together, waiting patiently as Bee’s counters sifted through the tokens and money that had piled up on the stage. A drumroll, for dramatic purposes, echoed through the arena. Tsume panted on all fours, exhausted; Kurenai examined her nails.

Konan crossed her fingers and gave Kushina a thumbs up—Mikoto was desperately sewing a pair of Sasuke’s pants, pricking her fingers in the poor lighting, having returned to her normal self.

At last… “It’s a tie!” Gai announced, after getting the final tally.

The crowd gasped, beginning to whisper and argue amongst themselves.

That is, until they begin to part, leaving a gap just large enough for… their Hokage Naruto to come through!

“Granny Tsunade?” he said, horrified. “Mom? Who the hell organized this… this… what the hell?”

From the penthouse, Hinata fell off her chair, laughing. B hid as well as he could considering he was a well over six foot and muscled.

“Naruto! We ended up tying! Give me whatever you have in your wallet, that’ll put us ahead!” Kushina shouted at him. “Who carried you for eight months?”

“Don’t listen to her!” Tsunade shouted. “I was the one who made you Hokage!”

“Yeah!” Shikamaru and Konohamaru called from the front row. “Give it to Tsunade, we got money riding on this!”

Chants of either name swirled around the arena, the people (many of them with bets like Shikamaru and Konohamaru) begging their Hokage to break the tie. Naruto stared around, wide-eyed, wondering what sort of madhouse he had walked into.

Taking a crumpled bill from his pocket, he threw it at Kushina, averting his gaze from her half-nude body.

“And your winnerrr!” Gai said, raising up her hand. Half the crowd cheered; the other half were deflated. Kushina beamed, blowing kisses at everyone.

As for Tsunade, she went beserk, ripping out DJ equipment and throwing it at Naruto, before storming out, her team in tow.

Naruto dodged it and tried to chase after her, but a bouquet of flowers was shoved into his hands by Ino and Ayame.

They pushed him toward the stage, pressuring him to give it to Kushina. Reluctantly he did, prompting more of the crowd to cheer and whistle.

Individual flowers rained down at them as Kushina winked and thanked Naruto, grabbing his hand and urging him to pose to the crowd with him. He huffed, dejected, wondering how the hell things had come to this.

B entered his office as he saw Shisui raking money with a few goons into unmarked bags; Hinata had already left.

“Not bad, not bad! Appreciate the venue, buddy. We sure tricked a bunch of rubes today, didn’t we? You’re used to it with the industry, eh? We can do a lot more business in the future together, that’s for sure!”

He crossed his arms, blocking the exit as Shisui tried to walk past him. The cop raised an eyebrow before chuckling knowingly. He handed Bee a bag of money.

“We did discuss a 90-10 split, but you know… but a little money can always get lost here and there. We wouldn’t want you to feel as if you weren’t compensated properly, hm? Keep your mouth shut and I’ll keep mine shut too.”

“No.”

“What?” Shisui gritted his teeth. “No one says no to me. You best not get greedy—”

“All of it,” B said with a straight face.

“You dare?! You know whose money this is, don’t you?” Shisui spat. “Hinata—”

“I do know who it belongs to,” B said as he opened the door, revealing dozens of angry blonde boys. “Lady Hinata told me she took good care of them… but after they escaped, they told me everything. I know why they never came back now, and well… I think this money is a good start to repay them.”

Shisui took a step back, pulling a katana out from beneath his cloak. “Do you really think that you and a bunch of limp-dick gigolos can stop me? Step aside!”

“With pleasure,” B said, opening the door for the Uchiha.

Shisui frowned, senses heightened—he stared down at the hall, taking in the blonde boys until he stopped at the stairwell at the end. He noticed over a hundred-armed men standing behind them… it was B’s gang!

B threw an arm around Shisui’s shoulder with mock friendliness. “Tell Lady Hinata that I have no intention of doing business with you or her anymore,” he said.

Shisui grimaced. Even he and his goons couldn’t stand a chance against these odds. He would have to fight another day as his face twisted into a happy grin.

“But of course,” Shisui said, dropping the bag. “As you wish.”

Fanfic: https://www.deviantart.com/poodlejockey/gallery/74430638/arc-1-akarui

Commissioner: PoodleJockey

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Artist: UALEXXXX

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