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Screw Period Pain: Kick Your boyfrien in the Balls

Want to know the fastest way to get rid of your period cramps? You guessed it, by kicking your boyfriend in the balls. The pain relief benefits of a good, hard kick to the family jewels can't be beat. All your cramps will instantly disappear, leaving you feeling great and relieved. So why wait? Why prolong the agony? Just get it over with and kick him in the balls already. You'll feel so much better afterward. Ladies, what do you think would relieve those painful period cramps faster? Eating hot chocolate and watching cheesy romantic comedies? Or kicking your boyfriend in the balls with everything you've got, leaving him crippled on the floor and unable to walk for days? I bet it feels sooooooo much better to take out all your aggression on that bastard than to have to hide your pains and pretend everything is okay. So stop pretending that your period cramps can't be fixed with a good kick to the testicles. So, you thought balls were stronger than vaginas? Think again. Vaginas can