success! by schwahh on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

don't tell me he doesn't do thiS-

anyways here are some headcanons

- hella bi
- trans ftm
- since michael's better at gaming than jeremy, whenever jeremy wins a round in anything against michael he just does a little victory dance! like, just jumping up and down and squealing like a toddler
- whenever he's really focused on something he puts his hair up in lop-sided ponytails
- wears oversized sweaters because he knows that he's cute as hell in them and he loves being complimented
- likes to sarcastically claim he has a daddy kink all the time. sometimes he'll just sneak up behind michael and then suddenly scream into his ear "OH!~ OH DADDY OHHH!~ FUCK ME DADDY!!!~" and then michael freaks the hell out while jeremy tries to dodge his flailing arms and wheeze with laughter at the same time
- is a big fan of voltron
- often looks up hentai because he's a disgusting human being
- one time he was looking for some gross anime porn and he accidentally came across pedophilic hentai (like that boko no piko hell-spawn) and he had to call michael to vent about his scarring experience. he was actually crying afterwards it was not a good sight
- grows really close to rich post-squip experience. since i headcanon rich being an only child with a single dad as well, i imagine them really bonding over this and talking about their experiences and what not
- has the prettiest hands and calves

be more chill (c) joe tracz and joe iconis