The wrong house to break in to - Kim Kardashian Sl by Slitheen111 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner returned home from a lavish shopping trip, their arms filled with designer bags. The sun was setting over their sprawling Beverly Hills mansion, casting a golden glow over the manicured lawn and pristine marble facade.

As they stepped into the grand foyer, the distinct sound of rustling from the living room caught their attention. They exchanged puzzled glances.

"Did anyone leave the TV on?" Kim asked, her voice tinged with concern.

"No," Kourtney replied, her brow furrowing. "I was the last one out, and I made sure everything was off."

In the living room, they found an intruder rifling through their belongings. A disheveled man in dark clothes turned to face them, eyes wide with panic. He looked ready to bolt but was frozen by the sight of the three sisters standing in the doorway.

"What are you doing here?" Kim demanded, her voice icy and commanding.

The intruder stammered, "I... I didn't mean any harm. I was just looking for something valuable. I'll leave, I swear."

Kourtney folded her arms, unimpressed. "You think you can just walk in here and take what you want?"

Kendall's eyes narrowed. "You have no idea who you're dealing with."

The man backed up against the wall, trembling. "Please, don't hurt me. I'll do anything."

The sisters exchanged knowing glances, a silent communication passing between them. They had a secret, one that not even their most loyal fans knew.

Kim stepped forward, her gaze never leaving the intruder's. "You broke into the wrong house."

Suddenly, the room filled with a strange, otherworldly energy.

Kourtney, still maintaining her stern demeanor, spoke first. "You wanted to see what makes us special?"

Without warning, the room filled with a loud, obnoxious noise. The sisters, began to fart loudly, releasing a toxic, green gas that quickly enveloped the room. The intruder gagged, his eyes watering as he tried to shield himself from the noxious cloud.

Kim laughed. "We have our own ways of dealing with intruders."

The gas thickened, and the man fell to his knees, coughing and spluttering. The sisters continued to release the gas, their laughter mixing with the sound of their flatulence, creating an eerie, surreal symphony.

The intruder collapsed, unconscious from the fumes. The air cleared, and they stood over the now-limp body.

Kendall smirked. "That should teach him not to mess with us."

Kourtney nodded. "Let's call security and have him dealt with properly."

Kim, ever the practical one, pulled out her phone and dialed. "And then let's get back to our shopping haul. We have so much to go through."

As they waited for security to arrive, the sisters couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Being aliens had its advantages, and sometimes, those advantages came in handy in the most unexpected ways.