In Soviet Russia wha...? by Soviet-Superwoman on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"In Soviet Russia, girl picks YOU up!" joked the young man with his two friends. They all cracked up and took a few pictures of the massive woman lifting the dumbbell only a few yards away.

Olga paused, hefting the mighty weight onto her shoulder like it was a bag of groceries. She let out a slight grunt and cocked her head to the side, a look of confusion on her face.

"In Soviet Russia girl picks you up?" she repeated, still trying to figure it out. "I am not understanding, girls pick up men all the time here in the US as well, da? Are you asking me a question?"

"In Soviet Russia men wear bikinis!" another giggled, ignoring her.

"This is not true either, are you trying to be funny?" Olga asked, now sensing that they were messing with her somehow.

"In Soviet Russia, dumbbell lifts YOU!" the last one said, cracking himself up.

Olga narrowed her eyes, her nostrils flaring as she kept her composure.

"In United States, three boys had LONG swim to shore." she growled.

"That doesn't even make sense..." chuckled one of the young men before realization sank in and they hurried away, looking back over their shoulders.

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Soviet Superwoman is my creation and property.

She can be found in the :iconangel-fallsda: universe.