half-man-half-robot-half-bear by speedball0o on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Published: Jan 18, 2008

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I did this for a contest to see who can draw the dumbest crap possible for the longest amount of time. I think I'm winning. I'm not sure I've ever spent so much time on something so ridiculous. But here it is.

This is my second drawing for/of my chum Scott. It is a better developed portrait of him, here you get the full body view which, as you can see, clearly shows his sentient robot/bear "vehicle" he rides into battle. It is also known simply as "Bear-Legs." The floating skull on top of Bear-Legs' melon is it's conciousness, being the skull of a 10,000 year old Wizard whom Scott bested in an epic struggle. The robot arm remains in tact, complete with serum pumping the cure for the clap throughout his scarred viscera yet his "Liefeld Eye" is missing...perhaps this was before he lost it! Or perhaps i forgot to draw it! You decide!

In return for this work I'm going to insist that Scott draw a picture of me doing battle a Leviathan of old weilding a meatcleaver. Also I have antlers. Can you do that up real quick?

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