Useless intern by stillMicro on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

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Published: Nov 8, 2023

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- Jacob!
- Yes, sir? What can I do for you?
- I want you to fire that new intern from our company.
- Which one.
- That huge girl.
- Jessica?
- I don't know her name! She just sits on top of that mountain and is constantly using her phone.
- Yes, that's Jessica.
- Does she even do any actual work for us?
- No, sir. We haven't found any task that she could do at her size...
- So she just sits there, doing nothing for us?
- Well...
- And all that damage! She crushed my favourite restaurant yesterday! Fire her immediatelly
- Very well, sir... but have you heard that news around the world are constantly talking about her?
- What does that have to...
- They are talking about us too. Since we hired her, we have gained so many clients... She is earning us millions of dollars, just by sitting there and doing nothing.
- Wow, I did not know that. So... maybe give her a raise or something...
- We are not paying her anything. It's an unpaid internship. She does it for the work experience to put in her resume.
- Seriously? Okay, make sure she does not quit. Offer her anything she wants

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