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Super Choppy 421

In a dvd store. Choppy buys a Kimba movie. Choppy: Kimba is a nice Lion. Boy: hello. Can you buy for me a Marvel movie? Choppy: sure. He buys it and give it to the boy. Choppy: here you go. Boy: yay. Thank you. Choppy: (smiles) you’re welcome. He walks in a street. When suddenly. ????: help!!! Help!!! Choppy: holy kittens. This looks like the job for Super Choppy. He runs to the phone booth and becomes Super Choppy. Super Choppy: I’m ready to save the day. He sees Renka chased by Meg. Meg: hey! I wanna be your friend. Renka: help!!! Super Choppy appears. Super Choppy: not so fast Meg. Super Choppy is here to stop you. Renka: a hero kid. Yay. Meg: uh oh. Super Choppy: hey Meg. You’re an ugly girl. Meg: hey!! Super Choppy: and nobody in Quahog likes you. Meg: you’ll pay for this!! Super Choppy: nope. He grabs a baseball bat and slams Meg to the skies. Super Choppy: oh yeah. Meg lands in a jungle. Meg: oh great. Can’t this get any worse? A group of gorillas attack her.

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Light Redemption

In Shadow Destroyer. In Nega-Giga Genie’s chamber. Nega-Ella: so you’re telling me that the Children of Darkness which consist of Demon Lords are your children, your highness?!! Nega-Giga Genie: of course. Zorok told me everything about them like Blaze, Ellen, Oozor and Toxzor. The Vampire Demon Lord called Camilla! I find my daughter super adorable. Dark Mystica: and why haven’t we heard of them before? Nega-Enchanta: they don’t want to let their relation to Nega-Giga Genie be known to all. It could raise suspicions and start a war between the Demon Lords and Dark Genies. Nega-Ella: I say let’s destroy them! They’re a threat to our plans! Nega-Giga Genie: what?!! How dare you suggesting destroying my children?!!! Nega-Ella: but the Demon Lords are too dangerous! Dark Mystica: ha too dangerous for you, Nega-Ella. Are you afraid of them? Nega-Ella: how dare you saying that I’m afraid! Wait till I. Nega-Giga Genie: silence you two. Your bickering is a waste of time. You can wipe each

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Funny Presents 151

In a toy store. Aqua: what a good day. (sees a Funny Present) oooh a Funny Present. She buys it and walks in a street. Aqua: it’s gonna be a fun prank Outside Peggy Hill’s house. Aqua: (gets an idea) I got a great idea She puts the funny present at the door, rings the bell and hides behind the bushes. Peggy: hello. (sees the present) oooh a present. She takes it inside. Peggy: I bet its a new comb. (opens it and its a dog plushie) a plushie? Police cops arrest Peggy. Police cop: Peggy Hill! You’re under arrest for stealing a dog plushie and for be an ugly woman. Peggy: it wasn’t me! I swear. Police cop 2: and I am Superman. You’re going to jail!! (throws her in police car) Peggy: oh come on! Aqua: (laughs) it’s super funny In a street. Aqua: hey Kazuma. Kazuma: hey Aqua. How are you? Aqua: (smiles) great. I pulled a funny prank on Peggy Hill. Kazuma: (laughs) good one. Aqua: yeah. Wanna have fun in a park? Kazuma: (smiles) sure. Aqua: awesome. (winks) The duo goes to a

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Shantae meets the Elric Brothers

In the skies. A large airship called Alchemy Airship appears. Inside the ship. Alchemy Baron: my Alchemy Airship is complete. Valmont: with it, we can fly to anywhere. A floating island will do nicely. Wall: we’re not flying for fun, you greedy moron! We’re searching for something important. Lust: that’s right. For a machine who resembles a lower life form, you are quite smart. Wall: what can I say. My Weakness soldiers can exploit others’ weaknesses. Neinhart: and my historia will bring out the figures of our enemies’ nightmares. Alchemy Baron: don’t worry my friends. Our goals will come into fruition. When the pieces are in place, everything will be possible. In Scuttle Town. Shantae: what a good day. Sky: hi Shantae. Shantae: hi Sky. Sky: how are you? Shantae: (smiles) great. Scuttle Town is peaceful. Sky: it sure is. Bolo appears. Bolo: hey guys. Shantae: hi Bolo. Sky: how are you? Bolo: pretty good. I bought a lucky coin. The owner says that it brings fortune. Shantae: that’s

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Funny Moments in Vampire City 3

Ice Sculpture. Outside Vampire Castle. There’s an ice sculpting contest. Megumin chips away at the ice block, making no noticeable progress. Megumin: hmmm that sculpture can be difficult. A Crimson Demon arch-wizard like me shall make the best ice sculpture ever Vampire Thea makes an ice sculpture of the Arma Gigas with her Ice Magic. Rem makes an ice sculpture of Subaru with her magic. Erica makes a ice duplicate of herself with her magic. Megumin: (throws away her tools and sarcastically) look at me, I use magic. I have cool powers. Life is sooo easy, wah, wah, wah! Demons of Love. In Albedo’s room. Sadako visits it. Sadako: hello. Huh, no one's here. Eh, I guess I'll go check the court... yard. She finds a book in Albedo’s bed and its called Demons of Love. Sadako: demons, huh? She reads the book and sees a page. Sadako: now that’s an axe. Later. Albedo: what the? (worried and looks around her closet) where’s it. She sees Sadako holding it and angrily glare at

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Shantae and Camilla

In Scuttle Town. Shantae: what a good day. Sky: hi Shantae. Shantae: hi Sky. Sky: how are you? Shantae: (smiles) great. The town is really peaceful. Sky: it sure is. Shantae: I protected it from evil threats. Sky: its very cool. I’ll hang out with Bolo. See you later. (leaves) Shantae: bye Sky. A portal opens. Camilla appears. Camilla: hey Shantae. Shantae: hi Camilla. How are you? Camilla: (smiles) pretty good. My kingdom is doing well. Shantae: that’s nice to hear. Camilla: I let Freya lead my vampire kingdom in my absence. I’m here to spend time with you, Shantae dear. Shantae: sweet. Rottytops appears. Rottytops: hi Shantae. Shantae: hi Rottytops. Camilla: who’s this girl? Shantae: this is Rottytops. She’s my zombie friend. Rottytops: who’s this vampire girl? Shantae: this is Camilla, Rotty. She’s a Demon Lord. Rottytops: wow, that’s cool. Camilla: I know. Its my love for Shantae that I decide to be a heroine. (gushes) it makes me very warm and excited. Rottytops: is she