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AU Ad Scripts: Crazy Boy (1992)

In my universe, the Crazy Boy was a legal emulation device of sorts, that could play any game from any handheld console. It was made by JML. Here's the script of an ad for it. (A boy is walking down the street, holding a System A2000. He bumps into another boy.) Boy 2: Hey, you still playing with that A2000? That came out 4 years ago! What you really need is this: A Gameboy. (The same boy is walking down the street, now holding a Gameboy. He bumps into another boy.) Boy 1: Aren't you gonna break that phone? Boy 3: Nonsense! It's not a phone, it's a Supervision. (The same boy is walking down the street, now holding a Supervision. He bumps into another boy.) Boy 4: That Supervision's gyroscope ain't got nothing on my Game Gear's colour screen. (The same boy is walking down the street, now holding a Game Gear. He bumps into another boy.) Boy 5: Game Gear? Who needs colour, when you can have a Game Plus? It's a console, an address book, a calculator... (Boy 1 faints) Announcer: If you

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AU Ad Scripts: Blue Bunny Restaurants (1995)

In my universe, Blue Bunny is a French fast food restaurant, founded in Corsica in 1924, specialising in pizza (they were the 1st chain to serve it) and "crumbly" burgers, known as Frenchies. They're also known for their ice cream, and claim to have the first ever buffet tables in the world! In 1995, they ran adverts against French political candidate Jean Le Pen, leader of the controversial and racist policital party "The National Front", using a puppet version of him used in the popular French sketch show "Les Guignols De L'Info" in one of them. These are the scripts for these ads. Ad #1 (Le Pen fastens his tie, humming to himself, and then steps outside, to give a speech.) Crowds: Le Pen, Le Pen, Le Pen! (Le Pen reaches the speaking podium and raises one hand, but the crowds keep cheering.) Crowds: Lapin, Lapin, Lapin! (Blue Bunny restaurants are known as Le Lapin Bleu in France.) (Le Pen gasps. We then see the Blue Bunny mascot surfing on the crowds.) Blue Bunny mascot: On dirait