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SSBU - Raz Joins The Battle! Trailer Transcript

(The trailer begins at the school playground) Principal: I'm uh, sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing, but I'm afraid I have some bad news. There have been some budget cuts and the school staff has agreed to permenantly shut down the school and turn it into another..."institution." So, we're asking all students to leave. Raz: Surely, there is a better solution. Principal: This is our last resort. We've already cut everything we can from the budget. Look, (points backwards) those aren't even real fire extinguishers. They're just canisters of dippy string. If a fire starts in this school, things are gonna get very dippy... Also pretty tragic. Lili: So, you're just gonna privatize the school like some kind of prison? Principal: Funny you should say that- (an alarm goes off) Oh-ho-ho, don't worry. There's no fire drill. The alarm only goes off whenever one of the new "students" has escaped. No need to panic. We'll know if everything really bad happens because the big siren will