Sai hi to Ben by Team-Ehiro on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Name Ben farmer
occupation: Camera man

Oh no! He's Hot! Dumb as a pile of bricks, and Horny as a....a thing with lots of horns...deer?
No that doesn't really work, Deer only have two horns, its just that those horns have lots of points. Though not all deer have horns. There is the various types of musk deer who are all freaky as fuck. Like as some point, nature just looked around and said "you know what this week ass herbivore needs? Fucking saber teeth." That's right, musk deer are sabretooth deer and I got to say, they are freaky looking.

Most of them look like they just finished there vampire transformation and now stalk the forest looking for other deer to bite.
I wonder what a vampire deer would do during the day time. It's not like they have anywhere to hide. Maybe it's like the vampires from Jon Carpenters Vampire, where vampires explode when sunlight hits them.