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Dyspo's Verbal Ownage (for Teira-Nova)

Dyspo's Verbal Ownage, by Chronos-X (for Teira-Nova) Dyspo: Well well, lookie here... the c&m-stained lizard. Frieza: Nobody speaks to me like that and lives! Dyspo: Guess I'm nobody, then. **** Frieza: Would it kill you to slow down!? Dyspo: I'll take my sweet time bashing your skull in. That enough? Frieza: I'll blow you up along with your entire race! **** Dyspo: Awesome! You and me are related! Beerus: We share common ancestors. Don't get any crazy ideas, mortal. Dyspo: Man, Belmod wasn't kidding. You are a complete and utter tool. **** Beerus: Why do you guys take orders from that sleazy clown? Dyspo: That "sleazy clown" is more than twice the god you'll ever be. Beerus: Does the term "Hakai" mean anything to you, you fleet-footed jerkwad? **** Dyspo: You're Champa, right? Beerus's brother? Champa: What's it to you, bunny boy? Dyspo: I definitely see the resemblance. **** Champa: You look like you've been skipping quite a few meals. Dyspo: And you look like a