The-Bone-Snatcher - Student, General Artist | DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Literature

DMC parody. 1

Nero: DANTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dante lowers his porno magazine and watches as Nero storms in a towel around his waist his body dripping with water* Dante: What’s you’re problem? Nero: What’d you do!!! Dante: I didn’t do anything. Nero: You asshole! You put one of you’re stupid weapons in my bed again and when I laid down I got stabbed soo hard I think it almost touched my spine!!! *Dante raises his magazine while Trish and Lady burst out laughing* Dante: Kid do everyone a favor and take your bitching into the emo corner. *Trish and Lady burst out laughing even harder* Nero: I swear I’ll get you back