The Keroro Rogues by TheProfBurg on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Oh....my..God...What have I done now? Wow this has to be my craziest crossover yet. For people on both sides allow me to explain. The Keroro platoon, or Armpit in the english dub are a group of five alien frogs, who come to invade earth of course their plans fail and they always go back to square one. The Rogues are enemies of the Flash, who originally put their difference aside to take out the Flash, sorta like the Sinister Six, however unlike the Sinister Six, these guys actually started to have a bond with each other and started to see each other as family. Unlike most villains the Rogues have a code of honor. No drugs, no senseless violence ,kill when necessary, no killing of women and children, no rogue shall fight another rogue, no rogue shall take the identity of that Rogue while that Rogue still lives. While they may seem silly, the Rogues are badasses. I'll give their backstories and why I chose to combined to two. So let's begin. I'll start with a member of the Keroro platoon since it's funny then a member of the Rogues since it's tragic. Let's begin

Sergeant Keroro is the leader of the Keroro platoon. On Keron he was the greatest warrior on his home planet, when he came to Earth, because the Earth's humidity is not as high as it is on Keron, that it made him lazy, incompetent, and childlike. Keroro just spends his time building Gundam models, watching Captain Gero and reading manga, he is best friends with the human Fuyuki Hinata, but is hated by his sister Natsumi, and his plans mostly fail so yeah not a great leader.

Captain Cold is Leonard Snart who was raised by a drunk ex-cop who would abuse his kids and his wife(Cold had a sister name Lisa, who would later become a rogue caller Golden Glider) he would run away and live with grandfather, which was the happiest time for him until his grandfather died and he was forced back to his father. After having enough abuse, Snart would run away and join a small gang of thieves, but only to be stopped by the Flash. In prison Snart would study kinectic energy and thermal notion realizing that absolute zero can even stop the Flash. So he would become the villain Captain Cold. Captain would later lead the rogues against the Flash and developing their code of honor as well. Cold uses two freeze guns as his weaponry however after the events of Flashpoint, Cold is able to manipulate, control and create ice.

Corporal Giroro is the tough as nails soldier. He takes no crap and likes to stay true to the mission of invading Earth. He gets annoyed with Keroro when he doesn't take his job seriously. Giroro is a weapons expert using alot of guns and rockets. Giroro has a soft spot for Natsumi Hinata and that is one of his few downfalls..

Heatwave is Mickey Rory who at an early age was interested in fire. One day he would accidentally burn his house to the ground, but because he was distracted by the flames, he wasn't able to get help, and his family burned along with the house. (Damn...That is dark) He would later be raised by his uncle. At school he would wear winter clothes just so he can feel the heat and would be made fun of by his classmates. One day to a field trip to meat storage facility, a friend would lock him in the freezer and this pissed him so badly that he burned that guy's house to the ground! He would run away to the circus and would become a fire-eater, but it wouldn't last long since he would burn that place down. After awhile he thought he needed a gimmick to keep his pyromania under control, after being inspired by Captain Cold, Rory would become Heat Wave. Despite being his inspiration, Heat Wave would get into arguments wit Captain Cold, Rory would try to reform, but he couldn't control his pyromania, and also he was under control of another rogue called the Top, but when he made Heat Wave back to himself he became a rogue again. Heatwave uses flamethrowers as his weapon and I decided to use his costume from Flashpoint. After Flashpoint he would become all burnt up and be able to manipulate fire.

So why did I combined these two? Fiery temper. Giroro get's angry alot of times and is probably good with a flamethrower and Heat Wave tends to have an anger issue as well. Plus both have got into conflicts with their leaders so it just seemed like the perfect combination.

Sergeant Major Kululu is the platoons mechanic, scientist, and at times planner. Kululu is mischievous, despicable, perverted and can be evil at times. He loves curry to the extreme! Despite him being one of the most important members of the platoon, he is also the worst. Kululu is a pain in the ass for everyone. Being unpredictable at times, sometimes you never know what his next schemes will be . However is still a team player. He is weak against the pure hearted, usually if Kululu goes too far, they use Angol Mois to stop him.

Mirror Master is Evan McCulloch. When his parents abandoned him, he was raised in an orphanage. When he was about to be sexually assaulted by an older boy, McCulloch killed him in self defense. Evan would later run away and become the greastest Scottish mercenary in the United Kingdom, after he accidently killed his real father, he tried to see his mother, but killed herself before he had a chance to meet her. After that McCulloch was ready to give up being a mercenary, but before that McCulloch the American government gave him the gear and costume of the original Mirror Master, Samuel Scudder, who died in Crisis on Infinite Earths. You think that being a Flash villain he would fight the Flash...nope. His first superhero he would fight was Animal Man. The US government (seriously how evil are these guys...I think I answered my own question) hired Mirror Master to scare Animal Man into abandoning his stance on animal-rights, but stopped by his wife. But would help Animal Man fight the government. Later he would later be invited into the rogues by Weather Wizard. During his time in the Rogues, he would develop a cocaine addiction, which was beaten out of him by Captain Cold. After that McCulloch sobered up and would be the one true Mirror Master. Mirror Master is able to do alot of stuff. He can transport into any mirror, turn people into glass, create holograms, can trap people in the mirror dimension and can see 20 seconds into the future.

Why did I combined these two? There gear and a bit of personality. Both Kululu and Mirror Master have use their tech to trick alot of people and their both known for using illusions mostly Mirror Masters. Both are pain the asses, both are mischievous, both can be a bit evil, though Mirror Master gives 10% of the money he stole to the orphanage he grew up and their addictions as well. With Kululu being curry and Mirror Master cocaine.....

Lance Corporal Dororo is the ninja of the platoon. He is quick, stealthy, and awesome. He's also peaceful as well. Dororo is usually the forgotten member of the group. When he's forgotten, he experiences from his childhood that were caused by Keroro. When Dororo would participate more as the series goes on. And he's always talking saving Earth's environment and hanging out with his human friend Koyuki Azumaya. Dororo is just plain awesome!

Weather Wizard is Mark Mardon was a burglar who was being transported to prison on a train, when he jumped out of the train, he would go to brother's house were he came onto to his lab and found a weather wand. When his brother was about to come into the room, he panicked and accidentally killed him. Finding plans for the wand, his brother originally wanted to use it to help humanity, but instead Mark uses it for crime. (Great way to honor your brother's memory, you dick.) Weather Wizard is actually the smartest and most powerful of all the rogues, but his cruelty is the reason why he's not leading. Weather Wizard is able to control the weather, He can make blizzards, lightning bolts,strong winds and also create a tornado in someone's stomach that it makes them explode! In the DC 52 he was changed a bit he's now Marco Mardon, he's Guatemalan and he's in charge of a Mafia family.

Why I combined these two? Environment. Yeah these two have nothing in common, Dororo is peaceful and loving, Weather Wizard is cruel and angry. Infact the Rogue Pied Piper fits more for Dororo, but he's a reformed Rogue, but it was mainly because Dororo cares for the environment and that Weather Wizard is able to control the weather. So that's why I combined the two.

Private Second Class Tamama, is the youngest member of the platoon. Tamama has a personality disorder, he tends to switch moods, he can be happy, angry, jealous, sad, etc. He has a crush on Keroro, and gets jealous when people get too close to him especially Mois which makes him more powerful. Tamama is able to pull off energy blast such as the Tamama impact and the jealousy ball, which looks like Freeza's death ball. Tamama has a sweet tooth, and to be honest he's one of the reasons I have on as well.

The Trickster is Axel Walker, a kid who grew up in a broken home, after his mother left his father, his father would tell him that "their are two people in life. Tricksters and people being tricked". After dropping out of High School he would go into a life of crime. After the first Trickster, James Jesse(HA!) reformed, Walker would steal his gear and tech and become the new Trickster. Trickster is a pain in the ass for the Flash. He constantly a nuisance for him. The Trickster has alot of gadgets, he has his trickster bombs, exploding rubber chickens, sharpened jacks, itching powder, and napal nuts.

Why did I combined these two? Youth. Yeah since their the youngest members of their teams, I thought it would be better if I combined these two.

So yeah those are the reasons why I combined the Rogues with the Keroro platoon. It was a stupid crossover, but hey I had alot of fun. Also this was the song I was listening to when I was drawing this[link]

Keroro Platoon (c) Mine Yoshizaki

The Rogues (c) DC comics.