I Like Animals Better Stamp by TheRealMorticon on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

I was watching an episode of "It's Me Or The Dog", and it got me to thinking how stupid people act when their family members pamper their pets. I mean what a bunch of whiners! So the people are jealous of the dogs just because the dogs are a little more interesting than their boring behinds!

This is for all of you who, like me, are proud to declare that you like the company of animals better than the company of people anyway, and anyone who doesn't like it can take a jump.

Edit: A plz account?! For MEH?!

EDIT: Thank you everyone for your comments...but before you comment may I PLEASE politely ask that you not take this stamp seriously..? This is not a declaration of war on humanity, and I am also aware that "people ARE animals". It is a stamp that is making fun of a reality TV show that I find to be funny. The people are jealous of the animals so I say "oh yeah? Well *I* like animals BETTER than people muahaha". It's a troll on a TV show, that is all it is, I promise you. Please don't overthink this stamp, it is a huge waste of time. There are better things for you to analyze.

ANOTHER EDIT: Some of yall are killin me the way you continue to take this stamp seriously. It's light-hearted satire. Quit over-analyzing. You're supposed to chuckle and keep scrolling. I'm considering storing the bleedin thing anyway because it's a fossil from my first few years on DeviantArt.

MORE EDITS ON THIS TEN-THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD STAMP: You all know EXACTLY what I mean in my use of "animals" and you know perfectly well that the context refers to non-human entities, so if you were hoping to be clever this fine morn by pointing out that "People ARE Animals" I assure you I have received this comment at least 30 times since the day this stamp was posted.