Road to Germany by TheRegans on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Mort Goldman has mistaken Stewie's time machine for a port-o-potty and accidentally went back to 1939 Poland. So Stewie, Brian, John, Tyler and Emily went to find him to bring him back to the present.

BRIAN: I knew there was something about this date. September 1st, 1939. This is the German invasion of Poland.

STEWIE: Ya know? It's also the exact day and year Rene Russo was born. Which is weird...

EMILY: I don't like this Stewie, we got to get out of here fast!

TYLER: Quick, set up the return pad and let's get back to our own time.

STEWIE: Right.

[Stewie sets up the return pad and then everyone got on, but it didn't work.]

JOHN: Um... Stewie?

STEWIE: What is it J-man?

JOHN: Why are we still here? What's wrong with it?

STEWIE: I don't know

BRIAN: Stewie, it's not working!

STEWIE: Yeah, and you know what's not going to fix it? Your shouting.

MORT: Aw God! Should we ask somebody for help?

STEWIE: Yeah, right. How many Pollocks does it take to fix the time machine? Let's find out

EMILY: Well we can't stay here. Especially with all those German soldiers marching around.

BRIAN: We'll have to get Mort to England. It's the only place he'll be safe from the nazis.

JOHN: Other then Ireland, Switzerland or America.

MORT: Oh they're awful those Nazis. If they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful and rub dirt on my assneck and all over my assy nipples.

STEWIE: What...the f***?

[Suddenly, gunshots startled the group and made Emily scream.]

NAZI COLONEL: Juden! Ruber der schmutzen auf denied assneck!

[The nazi solders tries to shoot our heroes as our heroes fleed from the nazis while Emily was screaming in fear.]

JOHN: RUN!