Bottled: Whisker Shrimp by therewren on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Me: "What's this?"

Wizard: "Oh, that's Whiskers. Say 'hi,' Whiskers."

*Whiskers just continues to crawl around in his jar*

Wizard: "Okay, ignore me."

Me: "What is it?"

Wizard: "That's a Whisker Shrimp, an arthropodic critter that roams around in the Murky Reefs. I was just swimming around when I felt this guy tickling my legs, so I jarred him and took him home."

Me: "Why would you take it home in the first place?"

Wizard: "I thought he looked cool."

Wizard: "That's understandab- Wait, what?"