Piitchiing II beam2? by Vouloir-chan on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

equiiu2, piick me up

D --> What

you fuckiing heard me, 2hee2h

D --> You can't be seri-

ye2, ii am, but hey, what do ii know, ii ju2t took a 2hiit ton of paiin here, but whatever ii gue22 ii can ju2t-

D --> Fine, ugh
D --> Just stop that insufferable lisping

/pick up, stare, reconsider

D --> Must I carry you back inside?

hey, you're the one who 2tarted piitchiing ii beam2
2o deal wiith iit

D --> It doesn't seem in the spirit of our new found quadrant to carry you back inside

ju2t hurry the fuck up

D --> Fine

/walk to his room, drop him outside of his door

dammiit equiiu2, though ii gue22 ii de2erve iit

D --> Yes Captor, yes you do