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AOT One-shot: Get Your Ass Out Of My House

Aug 23, 2024

An Attack On Titan one shot based on the episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "Nathaniel Needs My Help!" ---------- Jean's mother, Mrs Kirschtein, wants her son to move out after getting tired of him constantly relying so much on her and his father. By persuading him, she decided to sing a song to him. Mrs. Kirschtein: My son, my beautiful child You’ve brought me joy, you’ve made me smile. But now that you’re grown and you’re a man why are you still here? I don’t understand. It’s time to get your ass out of my house. I don’t care where you go, I just want you to know Get your ass out of my house. Seriously, why do you still live with me! Year after year, you’re always here so let me be clear I want you to disappear. Just in case you had any doubt, it’s time to get your ass out. Jean: Okay I get. I should have packed up the closet... you’re right, you’re totally right. You don’t have to keep singing. Mrs. Kirschtein: My son, perhaps that was mean but I think you should know how frustrated I’ve been. Dad and I can’t have sex as loud as we want. So follow along with this highlighted font and please just... Get your ass out of my house. Because I’m not in the mood to keep buying your food! Good God! Just get your ass out of my house! My church friends think it’s a shame they say my son is so lame! What’s up with the random robots? You can sleep in the park. You can sleep on a bus. You can live anywhere, as long as it’s not with us. Thanks to your feet this place smells like sauerkraut... So my dear child... Get your ass out.