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Tailz of a Zero Kitteh - Book One

Me: *comes into kitchen* Zero: *sitting on my mom's lap* Mom: whatever he's about to say to you, he's lying! Zero: *hops off my mom's lap and looks at the fridge, then to me* MEOW! Mom: lies! I just fed you! Zero: MEOW! Me: haha nope. Zero: *plops down in front of the fridge and refuses to get up* MEOW! Me: NOOOO!! NOT THE FRIDGE! Zero: >:3 Me: *has spent a few minutes cleaning Zero's unnaturally stinky litter box and goes to wash hands before putting in the sand* Zero: *pees in litter box before I put in the sand* Me: T.T I hate you Zero: MEOW (FEED ME HUMAN) Me: MEOW (NO YOU BUTT YOU JUST ATE) Zero: MEOW (BUT I'M HUNGRYYYYY) Me: