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Me: picks up yiff

The doge: you have sulled your hands with filthy particles of hersey guardsmen how do you plead

Me: what what no

The doge: too late heretic [blam]

The doge marine: you dare inspire your men to study such foil smut commissar you heretic [blam]

The doge sister: you detestable mutantes fill your heads with such vile obscenity die heretic [ratatatata] [turned on by it] maybe just one read

The doge knight: [burst thought door] sister i need your blood to ma oh hold on your a heretic [blam]

One of the emperor's many many sons: you know what they're just running around shooting each other down there better to let the exterminatus upon these heretics ALRIGHT FIRE [exterminatus]