Just Ivory and Ebony by zestymouse on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Ivy: "oh hey! Looks like Rainseia's back in our dimension again. I wonder what shi's here for?"

Eb: "mhm..."

Ivy: "... You know that isn't our kid, right? Our kid is in the city, doing Arceus-knows-what with his free time. That out there is a total stranger from another dimension."

Eb: "... If I didn't do what I did, he would've been so handsome, wouldn't he, Ivory?"

Ivy: "Okay yeah, but I'm POSITIVE he wouldn't be an eight-foot, three-headed hermaphroditic giant too. Now get away from the window before shi sees you gawking at hir."

Eb: "..."

Ivy: (to herself,) "can I file a restraining order on myself on behalf of the one I'm restraining myself against? I need to call our lawyer..."