Pretty Pills (original) (raw)

All Shapes and sizes... Many colours!

Come, get them! Once you have one, you will want to have it again and again and again!

Keeps you healthy. Free from diseases!

Very cheap! Just costs your soul...

So come and get these, before everyone else...

Declaration:

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I hereby surrender my soul to drugs and pills to keep me fit and happy for the rest of my life no matter how i live