Hayley DeRoche (original) (raw)

Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent is out now!

“I laughed out loud”

— Jenny Lawson // The Bloggess

“Sad Beige is one of the funniest people on the Internet and everywhere else”

— Rebecca Woolf, author of 'All of This'

“DeRoche takes us on a harrowing tour of child-rearing in the algorithm era, a maddening labyrinth ... that will ring painfully true for any new parent.”

— Jason Pargin Author of 'I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom'

Praise for Hayley DeRoche’s other work

“skewering ... very funny ... hysterical”

— the bbc

“incredible”

— John Green

““unpaid stooge””

— Werner Herzog

“scathingly glib”

— hyperallergic

“best poet of 2025”

— some rando on reddit