Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood (original) (raw)


"Selling piratings of this moviedisc will result in punishment by crushing."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass; 4) a foresaid word for not being blamed later. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously."
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"It is the stated position of the United States Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film"
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"The preceding film is not intended as an accurate portrayal of blindness or poor eyesight."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"Any unauthorized exhibition, distribution or copying of this film or any part thereof [including soundtrack] is an infringement of the relevant copyright and will subject the infringer to severe civil and criminal prosecution as well as a midnight call from the Driller-Killer."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"All characters and events in this show —even those based on real people— are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated … poorly"
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"Any resemblance between Hynkel the dictator and the Jewish barber is purely co-incidental"
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"No dogs were harmed during the production of this episode. A cat threw up and somebody shot a duck, but that's it."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"The story, names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production are real. Some goats, pigs, and sheep were nuked during the original photography of some operations."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History


"This production has not been approved, endorsed or authorized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
The Top 10 Legal Disclaimers in Hollywood History