"South Park" Cancelled (TV Episode 2003) ⭐ 8.4 | Animation, Comedy (original) (raw)

[Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are waiting by the school bus stop. This scene is a rehash of the series' first episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."]

Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny: [singing] School days, school days, teacher's golden rule days...

[Ike jumps in next to Kyle]

Kyle: Ah, damn it!

Cartman: What?

Kyle: My God-damned little brother's trying to follow me to school, again!

Ike Broflovski: Suck my balls.

Kyle: No, Ike. You can't come to school with me!

Cartman: Yeah! Go home, you little dildo!

Kyle: Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo!

Cartman: Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dickhead!

[as the boys laugh, Kyle picks up Ike by the legs and swings him sideways, whacking Cartman in the face]

Stan: Dude, sweet!

Kyle: Yeah, check it out!

[Puts Ike down]

Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Ike Broflovski: Don't kick the God-damned baby!

Kyle: Kick the baby!

[Kyle kicks Ike to the other side of the street]