The Big Fat Conspiracy (original) (raw)

(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2010|03:13 am]Bernie
[**Tags**|alcohol, real life]Why do drunk people always pick me to have political discussions with?On Friday night, I just wanna get drunk. And maybe pick up a cute guy to make out with*. But not discuss the history of Germany and the merits of capitalism.*I did manage to make out with two guys, but only after I'd fled the initial bar to another one.
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Oh. Hi. [Aug. 12th, 2010|10:01 am]Bernie
[**Tags**|alcohol, human body, i hate you, real life, your ideology is not okay]Holy shite, I haven't updated this thing in over a year D:Mostly because I either post to journalfen or make silly little facebook status updates.Um, so quick update for those who don't have me friended on those sites:- I graduated two weeks ago, top of my class because I am awesome as fuck.- I started wank about slut-shaming and victim-blaming by posting a Kesha review on TvTropes.*- I'm putting my social life on hold next week for Going Rogue. - I'm sick and tired of this constant rain (I don't wanna have to stand outside in the rain when smoking, so my going-to-bars is limited to sunny weather).- Last week I got drunk, fell, stopped my fall with my knee and didn't notice the blood until the next morning. Now my knee is rather colorful!- Um, that's it.* By putting "it's not okay to call someone a slut" in my review. Cue the male privilege.
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Not again [Jul. 6th, 2009|10:40 pm]Bernie
[**Tags**|i hate you all, you're dumb]Everytime I see the word "Fräulein" (Miss) and its usage discussed online, I wanna jump through the computer and shiv people.
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Weather Swing [Jun. 28th, 2009|11:04 pm]Bernie
Y'know what's fun? When the weather changes from freezing cold to sweltering humid heat withing five hours.ETA: And yes, in these parts, 17°C at 11pm with 88% humidity qualifies as sweltering.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2009|02:56 am]Bernie
Sidenote (because I don't wanna do negative commenting on hot_daily): I like Hugh Jackman. I find him hot. But only when he's dressed up as Wolverine.
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Theme from A Summer Place [Jun. 27th, 2009|08:34 am]Bernie
[Tags**|picspam]This is what it's looked like for about a week. Today at least minus the rain.( Read more...Collapse )**
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2009|04:46 am]Bernie
[**Tags**|mocking, you're dumb]Y'know, I love watching the Target Women things with Sarah Haskins. Because, awesomecakes.And regarding the Carl Jr's ad where the guy cries when eating a slice of jalapeno? IF YOU CAN'T EAT A SLICE OF JALAPENO WITHOUT CRYING YOU ARE A WUSSBAGA BAG OF WUSS
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It's alive! And it's going to eat your skin! [Jun. 19th, 2009|10:40 am]Bernie
[**Tags**|real life]For those of you wondering, I am alive and well and just sorta forgot to update this thing here. Again.FB is just so much more practical, y'know. Or at least addictive.
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Oh Opera [Jun. 5th, 2009|02:54 pm]Bernie
[**Tags**|fandom, mocking]I love how the opera fandom is just as wanky as any other, but so unbelievably more snooty about it.
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Noooo :( [May. 21st, 2009|09:30 pm]Bernie
[**Tags**|gaming, sims 2, woe is me]My computer hates me.Or maybe the Sims hate me.Woe :(
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