living an amphetamine dream (original) (raw)

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I know I’ve been super bad about keeping up with Live Journal lately, mostly due to the fact of me just for once in my life being non stop busy. I haven’t gone clubbing in 2 whole weeks which is a total record for me here in da NYC! But I’ve been doing like 5 interviews a day and applying at places like crazy … it’s bonkers.

ANYWAY THE POINT OF THIS POST IS WAY MORE FABULOUS THAN THAT BLIBBLE BLABBLE….. LAST NIGHT I SAW MADONNA LIVE ON THE CONFESSIONS TOUR!!!! AND I MADE BRIEF PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH HER TWICE!

Yes go ahead and call me a fan boy if you must but my seat was fucking amazing, It was apparently 10 rows from the stage but I think maybe they had changed it around because it felt more like 6 rows. They were serving champagne non stop to the people in my section but really I gotta tell you they should have been serving water! Seriously, okay yes I love that bitch Madonna (but you’ve got to be a bitch to get to that height of fame) but jesus! NO AIRCONDITIONING REQUESTED PERSONALY BY MISS MADONNA FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT SHE IS THERE!!! She wanted to make us sweat!! I couldn’t tell till I had left the show and was queuing outside the “non official-official after party” at some club. Now if you know the Tristen Monstah, you would know that I am ALWAYS UP FOR A PARTY and can bring myself up from feeling crap in seconds….all I need is my MAC! But it finaly hit me all that heat exhaustion … no water and drinking cheap free champagne in above hundred degree weather heat began to hit me…..HARD. I started getting dizzy and disassociated and tres tres nauseous. I ripped off my faux lashes threw on my huge fake D&G sunglasses to hide my eyes since sooooo many whacky tourists had been wanting photo op’s avec moi since the minute I was waiting outside Madison Sq Garden….I should have charged! I ran for the E train then hopped in a cab home where I drank copious amounts of water to the point it was obscene and then crashed for 12 hours…. I don’t know how this woman does this every night back to back even while resting and reviving in the highest lap of luxury available and knowing she’s making 3 million every night she steps out there…. But still…..

“The nigh is young…. Now on with the show, tonight you are mine!” her first words uttered to us last night.

She made the most amazing entrance, though I’m sure most of you have heard….She’s lowered down in a gigantic disco ball encrusted in Diamonds and Swartzky Crystals(spelled that soooo wrong!) that apparently is worth 2 or 3 million dollars....ah I just love love over the top garish things! The disco ball then opens like one of those, well you know those chocolate oranges that you have to slam against the table once and it splits open in slices. As the ball opens, there she is just standing there in her Haute Couture Dominatrix Equestrian ensemble created by one of my all time favorites Jean Paul Gaultier. As she belts or barks out the lyrics to Future Lover, she is leading her dancers on leashes that are complete with horse um leads? The metal things put in the horses mouth you know to lead them direction wise as you ride? What are those called? She proceeds to ride the dancers. Then it gets super exciting you start hearing the faint unmistakable beginning beats of LIKE A VIRGIN!!!!! Miss Madonna gets up on a black leather horse seat that looks like something that would be used in horsey fetish play! She bumps and grinds her self on the pole proving she’s still got it, breathless as ever, and the leather pony seat begins to circle and go around up and down like a carousel. This whole Section was VERY VERY reminiscent of the whole Sex Book – Erotica Period ….. One of my favorites! I just wish she would have sang Erotica in this section of the show (oh to hear her utter “My Name is Data, I’ll be your Mistress tonight” while holding that riding crop.. ….::shutter:: ) Instead she performed Erotica in some disco dance leotards during an island them section and seemed to turn a really naughty song into a almost humanitarian song… .Which is bizarre!! I did not like that!

I’ve got to end this for now, because I’m off to the store with my godfather to choose paint colors… Yay painting my room whee! More will be posted this afternoon FO SHO! Only pics I took where before the show started to show how close I was, since during the show I was so mesmerized I couldn’t be bothered to search out my cam phone in my bag and was too
paranoid to bring my digi cam….. bleh …

To be continued ho’s…….